Driving In The Car
A few years back I was driving the family across town. There were four of us in the car.
I don’t remember having any “stomach” issues that day, but I clearly had something going on.
I tend to be “gassy”, so I wasn’t too concerned over my need to relieve myself. But…when I did…something happened.
I noticed that my “passing” did not feel normal. It felt…loose, wet, not right. And, sure enough, something else had come out besides…air.
I immediately said, “uh-oh”. My wife asked, “what?”, I said, “I just farted, but I think something more came out”.
At this time, I assume there will be some grace, maybe even some concern. Nope. The laughing began. Then she explained to the kids what just happened. They began laughing. Then she got on the phone to begin calling friends to let them know what had just happened. They began laughing.
I was also told…strongly…not to get “anything” on the car seat. So, needless to say, the rest of the trip home was…interesting.
Im not bitter…
ummmmm Wow?
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Yawn….Streeeech…nt..num nah Yawn..
Huh? Wha….You call this a post?
I used to be so insightful a illicit great conversation, now this?
Well at least you haven’t completely forgotten how to use me. Wait that is it you are using me. That’s it see if I comment on me again….
Back down. im still in control
So, I’m hanging out @ WakeupCoffeeCo w/ Russ Hutto, talking big-vision … and we’re done, and just surfing the net … and I say … whoa, whoa, whoa, Brent posted a blog. And I read this. And I think, … um … for real?
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Ya. Sorry about that. If you go two posts back, I may make you happier
Hey, looks like Ive got some good new about Recreate!
I’m glad that I have never down anything like that, but I know my father has. It is only a matter of time before it happens to me. So I’m not going to laugh at you… well maybe a little bit.
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wow is the only word that comes to mind.
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i’m confused why you share this now…
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Ha! It came out of an afternoon with Scott Overpeck. We’ve created a site for everyone to tell their story
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